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1. Put it where it will lay there, no complaint, no move.
2. By upgrading, you will have a better one and of course, you never need to upgrade monthly in the form called "salary".
3. Buying a computer, you don't have to buy a son computer and mother-in-law computer.
4. A computer cannot remember your faults 4 months or 1 year before.
5. Computers never ask you to back home in time, to stop playing football with your best friends or they don't care if you just have shower once a week.
6. After you get a new computer, you will have the guarantee period. If you don't like it, bring it back and change a better one.
7. A computer never sulks. If it does, throw it away.
8. When you buy a computer in a shop, you don't need to swear that you will use it for the whole life.
9. Can you find a wife who can inform the result of all the live football matches at every weekend. Can you find a wife who can sing all your favorite songs and can you find a wife who can calculate all the most complicated formula for your business.
10. Being able to use computer opens a bright promotion.

After all, what do you need, a wife or a computer ?
 

Le Ngoc Giang
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